The Time Has Come...

I am not the walrus, but my repetition of his words is nonetheless true: the time has come to talk of many things (although how many of the things mentioned by the walrus has yet to be determined). For the time has come for catch-up. This is entirely distinct from what is known either as ketchup or as catsup and is not some weird amalgamation thereof.

Also, now that I have lost all of my original readers, and am reduced to a readership likely consisting solely of three—me, myself, and I—it seems only fitting that I should end in an entirely random fashion.

Boots.