Saturday, April 25, 2020

Face Mask

It has come to my attention that in the present pandemic situation it may be in the best interests of the public for all to wear face masks, a perspective that I had found rather depressing except for the one lovely idea I ran across somewhere about it now being publicly acceptable to go into a bank wearing a mask and demand money.

I haven't attempted that yet.

I have, though, done much thinking on the wearing of masks.  Because I have been so completely quarantined it seems a bit superfluous to go to the effort of putting a bit of cloth over my face and pretending it solves the current issue.  However, should the state decide to mandate face masks when going out in public, I suppose I really must comply.

Should that eventuality come to pass, I want you to know that I've got it covered: