The Wit and Wisdom of One Trying to Be Jack of All Trades, from Writer to Pirate Captain
Greetings and Salutations!
Welcome, and well come indeed. I promise you nothing but that here you shall get your Nickel's worth.
~Nickel Halfwise, Jester
Caveat Lector:
The usage of all words contained herein is subject to the usual inaccuracies of mortals, and hence may not represent the true opinions either of the writer, editor, critics, jester, or resident ninja.
None of the above are responsible for any trauma induced by the equivocal use of words, known colloquially as "puns", nor other attempts, successful or otherwise, at humor.
The contents may, and likely will, contain elements that are both Random, Edifying and Disturbing, and hence must be read with caution.
Lastly, none of the above are responsible for any accidental shedding of light upon the truth.
